Caption that Fish

My husband sent me the link to this article and photo, which he found amusing. His caption, for the fish, was “Oh, crap.”

Can you guys think of a fun caption?

(P.S.–the contest is running until Friday morning, when I’ll do the next drawing for a copy of Her Warrior Slave. Any comment is eligible, and I’ll be using random.org to choose both the day and the time.)