Overheard Upstairs

My daughter was happily singing and washing her hair when I overheard the following ditty.

Lord God, Ham of God, you take away the sins of the world
Have mercy on the bus…**

Sorry, couldn’t help but share that.

**Real translation: Lord God, Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us.**

In other news, I fed the baby his bottle at 4:45 this morning since he would NOT wait any longer. After drinking about 5 ounces, he promptly brought the contents of the aforementioned bottle back up, all over me. And the couch.

Clearly, this is a Monday.