My Life is Complete

When you get married, everyone says you can’t change the person. You have to love them as they are, through thick and thin.

This is true. But sometimes they surprise you with nice things. So this post is dedicated to my husband who ACTUALLY WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE TONIGHT WHEN I WAS OUT OF PINEAPPLE!

I’m thinking that one of several things happened.
1. He really wanted pineapple with his ham.
2. He needed some other things at the grocery store. Ha! ‘Scuse me. I think the last time he went to the grocery store to shop was 7 years ago. He is a Zen shopper. I am List Girl. I’m not sure he’s aware that ice cream costs more than $2.36 a half-gallon.
3. He was being a nice guy.
4. He wanted to buy a lottery ticket, strike it rich, and move to Bora Bora.
5. More likely, he just was ticked because we didn’t have pineapple, and BY GOD, there can’t be ham without pineapple. The apocalypse would happen, the refrigerator would split in half, and our daughter’s head would spin around.

Oh wait. That already happened on Sunday when she started pulling a Linda Blair under the pews. Righto.

Anyway, honey, this one’s for you. Thanks for going to the grocery store. You rock!