Gizoogle me
So there’s a blog game going around. You type in your name and the word “needs.” Example: Michelle needs.
You type it into google and see what comes up, just for fun.
Being the rebel that I am, I decided to take a twist on the game. I gizoogled myself. Gizoogle is the ebonics version of google. It’s a scream. You go to www.gizoogle.com and then type your key words. Here’s what I came up with:
1. Michelle needs Free 40 Gig IPod To Store Yo’ Snoop Tunez 
(Gosh, I wasn’t aware I was such a Snoop Doggy Dog fan)
2. Michelle needs Gangsta’ Email Greeting Cards 
(Can’t you just picture this one? Shoebox greetings will never be the same)
3. Michelle Needs Yo Hizzy 
(um, what in the WORLD is a hizzy? Better question–do I really want one?)
4. Michelle needs Ai Research - Creat’n A New Fizzy Of Life
(Sounds like a new form of birth control. Kind of scary)
And here’s my favorite, from ESPN:
5. “What Michelle needs ta do is win,” Bivens says . Bounce wit me.”
Yes, winning is always good. But, let’s rephrase. What Michelle needs is a book contract. Fo shizzle. 
Michelle posted in Writing @ 9:27 pm | Viewed 1156 times
ValMarie Says:
Fo shizzle. *snicker* I love Gizoogle.
Robyn Says:
…gah…cannot breathe…laughing too hard…
kacey Says:
yes, what Michelle needs is a contract. Fo shizzle!!:jumping:
Stacy Says:
I did the google entry and the first one that came up…Stacy needs Sex:rotfl: Will have to tell hubby when he gets home from work:whip:
Bonnie Ferguson Says:
Suzanne Says:
LOL on the new form of birth control. I wonder why Michelle needs a book contract didn’t come up?
Danica Says:
I’d never heard of gizoogle before…it’s a scream!
I’m laughing so hard at my results, I can’t breathe… other than the usual Danica Patrick results, I got… well, okay, they’re all about her, but they are funny.
Crazy @ss Nigga! Move Ova Danica!
Danica needs ta gain some weight, her B-to-tha-izzutt n breast is as fliznat as tha rizzle tracks she races in n sh*t! …