Gizoogle me

So there’s a blog game going around. You type in your name and the word “needs.” Example: Michelle needs.
You type it into google and see what comes up, just for fun.

Being the rebel that I am, I decided to take a twist on the game. I gizoogled myself. Gizoogle is the ebonics version of google. It’s a scream. You go to www.gizoogle.com and then type your key words. Here’s what I came up with:

1. Michelle needs Free 40 Gig IPod To Store Yo’ Snoop Tunez :dancingfool:
(Gosh, I wasn’t aware I was such a Snoop Doggy Dog fan)

2. Michelle needs Gangsta’ Email Greeting Cards :rambo:
(Can’t you just picture this one? Shoebox greetings will never be the same)

3. Michelle Needs Yo Hizzy :help:
(um, what in the WORLD is a hizzy? Better question–do I really want one?)

4. Michelle needs Ai Research – Creat’n A New Fizzy Of Life
(Sounds like a new form of birth control. Kind of scary)

And here’s my favorite, from ESPN:

5. “What Michelle needs ta do is win,” Bivens says . Bounce wit me.”

Yes, winning is always good. But, let’s rephrase. What Michelle needs is a book contract. Fo shizzle. :beer: