Animal Captions Redux

Just for fun, let’s do some more animal captions! Winners get a free book of your choice. You don’t have to do all three, but feel free to give it your best shot. Write a one-sentence caption to go with one or more of the following. Please list the picture # in your entry.
Example: Picture #2: “Oh, man, I really gotta pee.”

Picture #1

Picture #2

Picture #3