Animal Caption Contest!
Okay, first contest is starting today! It will run through Sunday night, so you’ve got time to enter.
First prize will be a $10 gift card to Barnes and Noble.
Second and third prizes will win prize packs of free books of your choice from my collection.
And I’ll even draw a random participant to win a free book, just for playing along.
Write a one-sentence caption to go with one of the following pictures. Please include the number of the picture you’re captioning.
Example: Picture #1: This Bud’s for ME, pal.
If you don’t feel like writing one of your own, feel free to leave a comment or respond to other people’s captions. Have fun!
Picture #1:
Picture #2:
Picture #3:
Michelle posted in Writing @ 6:38 am | Viewed 1051 times
Pat Willingham Says:
Picture # 1
Oh nuts, I wish I had a Pepper!
Suzanne Says:
Picture #2–It’s a dogwich!
Mary Says:
Picture 2
Goodbye cruel world!
Picture 1
I hope I don’t break a nail.
Anna Says:
#2 - “But I’m not hot, just cutely warm!”
Or
#2 - “I swear, I’ll never pee on the rug again.”
#3 - “I’LL show them a hole in one….”
kacey Says:
#1 DAMMIT, I’d rather have a Budlight!
Brian Says:
#1: According to a recent Gallup Poll, 4 out of 5 squirrels prefer Budweiser over Old Style Beer. Bill McPhearson, a spokesman for Old Style Beer, responded by stating, “Who cares? Squirrels are nuts.”
#2: “Um no ma’am, that’s not mine. I ordered mine well-done.”
#3: The federal government continues to deny reports that membership in anti-government militia organizations are growing.
Michelle Says:
You guys are hilarious!
I’m really enjoying the entries.
Cearha Says:
#1 - “…Who’s the nutty one? I only drink Bud.”
#2 - “I totally misunderstood ‘dinner is served’…”
#3 - “There is only MY way. There is no highway option. FORE!”
Melissa McClone Says:
#3 - “Road kill no more.”
Tori Says:
#3 - One well-aimed shot and that bird feeder is MINE!!!
Larissa Says:
#1-Drink my backwash, human scum.
#2-What was that about a panini?
#3-Once I take out that squirrel, the beer is mine…
Melissa Says:
#3 - The “true” prairie dog hunter.
Lori Says:
LOL - such funny responses.
#1 - Just what is needed on a hot day
#2 - I swear the invitation said join us for lunch…..
#3 - the military unveils its newest weapon on terror
Danica Says:
ROFL!! These are so good!
1-Ah, the perfect revenge for taking my nuts.
2- ‘Cause if I was an Oscar Myer Wiener, everybody’d be in love with me!
3-I’ll show you how to stop urbran sprawl.
Gina Says:
1. These aren’t what I ordered. Where is my MGD?! Waiter!
2. The day started off well, now look at me. I’m dinner!
3. Armed and ready for action …
MaryF Says:
LOLOLOL!!!
Amy K. Says:
#1 Think he’ll notice if I leave a loogie in his brew?
#2 I got your weinie RIGHT here.
#3 I shoulda bought the matching boots. I’ll never find my size again….
Christy K. Says:
#1: Dammit, there’s a hole in the straw. What now?!?
#2: Why are they doing this to me? I just want my mama and my dog bed!
#3: Increased secruity measures since 9/11.
Tori Says:
Alyssa Says:
Picture #1
It tastes great, but it’s not less filling.
Picture #2
She wanted pigs in a blanket. Think she’ll notice the difference?
Picture #3
That will teach him to steal my acorns.
Michelle Willingham | Blog » Starting Fresh Says:
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Michelle Says:
**I’m posting this on behalf of Shaz who e-mailed me off list**
Michelle your site is great. I can only think of one caption so far, I’m
trying to come up with some more.
Picture #2 - “S’funny, but I still don’t feel so hot”
Panther/Shaz