The Top Ten Toddler Toys

Here they are, in no particular order. Toys ‘R Us, take notice.

These are (from personal experience) the top 10 Toddler Toys

10. Sheer drapes to play peekaboo in. :coffee2:
9. A remote control that powers any electronic device, preferably a television.
8. A set of eyeglasses. Prescription glasses worth over $100 are the best kind.
7. Power cords. Especially when you can gnaw on them and scare Mom within an inch of her life.
6. Trash cans. You can take everything out and strew it around the room. Entertainment!
5. A roll of toilet paper to spin and fling gleefully around the bathroom.
4. Spices. It’s such fun to shake them and leave the paprika and garlic under the living room cushions.
3. Toilets. You can flush any object down them and it’s really great when you flood the bathroom. Puddles for splashing! :headspin:
2. Magazines and newspapers. They’re great to tear up, especially Mommy’s parenting magazines.
1. Mom’s purse. The best part is taking everything out and presenting family guests with special objects like lipstick and tampons.

What would you add to the list?