Maybe it was all in my imagination?

Okay, clearly something is wrong here. Please bear with me, while I go through my ridiculous hysterics.

Saturday: I found a note that Agent X called (the note was on my grocery list). Being as it was 6:00 a.m., I wisely chose not to call. I sent a polite e-mail asking when it would be convenient to call. No response.

I figured, no biggie. Who checks their work e-mail over the weekend anyway? Not me. (I pretend that those parent e-mails don’t exist. No, no. Johnny could not possibly be eating paste and yes I KNOW he did his homework and is too scared of me to turn it in. Right.). Ahem.

So, I wait on tenterhooks for further instructions via email.

Monday: I realize that I don’t have access to my home email at work, and what if Agent X wants me to call at 10 a.m. and I can’t because I’m in the middle of teaching the Cuban Missile Crisis? :hissyfit: What if I miss a call? No, no, this can’t happen.

Monday night after I get home. No email. No voice mail. Then I think…what if the message isn’t what I thought it was? Maybe my husband wrote down the name of a person who called long distance who coincidentally has the same name as Agent X. Maybe it was really an insurance agent working for Geiko. Yes, that must be the reason why Agent X hasn’t responded. Because she really wasn’t intending to call me. It was just an innocent mix-up.

Excuse me while I go look up insurance rates…:whistle: